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*Above you will see the first incarnation of my ‘Nightline-esque’ reminder that we are STILL being held hostage by the eldritch horrors commonly referred to as Network Programmers.  Of the cable television variety.  Next to that, you’ll notice the countdown to TDTESSTWTOMD. For those coming late or not paying attention, that is the acronym for The Day The Earth Stood Still To Watch The Original Movie Day – which is December 10th, 2008.  I want everyone and anyone who might walk into the theater to see the remake to have already seen the original so that we can all form an unbiased opinion of the two as they relate to each other.  Clicking the link will take you to the page for that activity – where you can watch the original (over and over and over and over again – like I do).*

I had occassion yesterday to update some of the pages on the Rimworlds website, the personal page that started out as a home for my Rim Worlds/A. Bertram Chandler concordance project and has since grown to include The Classic Science Fiction Channel, Pulp magazine checklist and anything else I can cram in there.

I’ve obviously been paying attention to the ‘graying of fandom’/'old sf vs new sf’/similarly themed discussions floating around and as I was adding a couple of new items to the ‘Buy A. Bertram Chandler’ section I was struck by a couple of thoughts.

First, Chandler resides in the ‘old SF category; he unfortunately passed away in 1984, his 100th birthday is fast approaching (2012) and his works are becoming scarcer, although by no means are they completely absent.

Why he has faded remains a mystery to me, one that is probably equal parts fanboy blindness and publishing peculiarity; neither he nor any critic ever claimed literary pretensions for his works, but on the other hand he was a staple at DAW books and regularly appeared in the top magazines of the day.

His stories are what that they are: quaint adventures of an archetypical science fiction hero (John Grimes) – the man who always managed to get himself into deep yogurt, and always managed to come up smelling of roses and clutching the Shaara Crown jewels.

With HUGE tomes and ENDLESS series being all the rage these days in SF publishing, it’s a wonder that someone doesn’t do a little creative editing, retitle some of his works and bring out the Grimes series again.  The hype would be fun:

An Epic Space Opera Series!

Three Decades in the Making!

THREE MASSIVE DOORSTOP VOLUMES!

Featuring Science Fiction’s ORIGINAL Horatio Hornblower of Space!

When you consider that:

Chandler wrote some 20 novels (albeit 60′s/70′s/80′s 140 pagers) and 32 shorts dealing with John Grimes, 9 other novels and 30 other shorts dealing with alternate characters, other history or parallel universe versions of the Rim Worlds – you’ve got quite a canon!

In many respects, it seems like Chandler was writing for our time, rather than his own (not surprising if you consider how much he played around with time travel, alternate realities and world-as-myth). He’d fit right in: an on-going series that could count on a steady readership, long pieces for the book trade, short pieces for the e-zines and self-promotion, stories that play around in other parts of the universe…

I’ll note that SFBC did a series of omnibi editions which are mostly still available in the used book trade and that Baen Books offers all of the Grimes stories (with two exceptions that I can see – the recently published Grimes and the Gaijin Daimyo – Dreaming Again – Jack Dann and Doggy in the Window, a short that appeared in Amazing Stories) in three e-book packages, compiled in a manner that reflects the three phases of Grimes’ career – officer in the Federation Survey Service, wandering, self-employed ship captain and citizen of the Rim Worlds Confederacy.  All of the current sources for Chandler’s material can be found here

Baen Books might want to think about offering a donwload pack of the rest of the Rim Worlds stories – there’s the Derek Calver tales (2 novels), the Empress Irene stories (3 novels – and they tie in to a Grimes novel), several other novels including The Deep Reaches of Space, Bring Back Yesterday, Frontier of the Dark – the novel based on a short story that Harlan Ellison called one of the best things he’s ever read – and a whole mess of shorts, including a Retro Hugo nominee – Giant Killer and one of the most anthologized short stories ever written – The Cage.

Me, I’d hype the space opera and continuing series aspects, hire some rabid fanboy (like me) to write a page or two of connecting material, combine three or four of the existing novels into one big tome, give them all new cover art, stick a new penname on the cover, maybe Whitley Dunstan (Chandler used both) and stick them out on the shelves.  Devoid of any connection to ‘old science fiction’, I bet they’d sell just dandy, thank you.

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Break out the sham-pag-nee and the shoe-she if you’re not blessed(?) with US citizenship!

Terry Frost (SkiffyFilms) has claimed that this little piece of software (Hotspot Shield from AnchorFree) will let those from overseas watch the Hulu (and presumably other) content I link to on The Classic Science Fiction Channel.

I don’t know anything about it and I can’t test it myself because I don’t have that particular issue, but Terry (who was recently tagged by File 770′s Glyer with the SF Film meme) has installed it and says that it works.

Yay!  Now I’m GLOBAL!

Once you’ve gone and watched some of the SF goodness you’ve been denied for so long, head on over to SkiffyFilms and Terry will explain everything you’ve just seen.

Terry is a Ditmar Award winner for fan writing (Ditmars are Australia’s Hugos:  I hate saying things like that – you ought to already know what a Ditmar is and identifying it as ‘someone else’s Hugo’ sounds SO egocentric) – so you should listen and PAY ATTENTION!

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I expect that I’ll be engaging in a bit of Staff Sgt Major campaign-hat-pulled-down-to-my-eyebrows-chin-strap-on-my-lower-lip speak over the next few days as I’m once again coaching a paintball team and doing so always brings out the DI in me. (What do you think you’re doing worm? Don’t answer that question, anything you’ll say is WRONG! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Let’s see if you can make me laugh. Show me hard work right now! Run.  Run fast! And don’t stop until you puke!)  The funny part of it all is they actually listen to me…

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Just to make things perfectly clear -

 

For the week of August 15 thru August 21, Skiffy Tube’s Science Fiction Purity Percentage is -

31.8%

This represents a drop in science fiction content from the previous week.

Notably, this coming Tuesday’s line up manages to achieve more than 50% SF Purity (15 hours for a single day) – 62.5% to be precise – but the SICs make up for it on Wednesday by dropping that back down to 16.7% (4 hours).

Remember, if you want to see 100% Science Fiction Purity in Programming, visit The Classic Science Fiction Channel!  Included in our line up are these two fine SF films – one for old fogies and one for young snots -

 

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A NEW EPISODE of One Step Beyond!

A NEW FEATURE FILM! (Zontar, The Thing From Venus)

NEW BRIT SF – QUATERMASS II – ALL SIX EPISODES!

A NEW TV SHOW’S PILOT EPISODE – TALES OF FRANKENSTEIN!

This last takes the cake:  directed by Curt Siodimak (an SF author too) and written by Henry Kuttner and his wife C. L. Moore.  This duo are also better known as Lewis Padgett…

Cool stuff.  WAY cool stuff.

Updated Update:  Forgot to mention Studio One’s presentation of THE NIGHT AMERICA TREMBLED.  This docudrama is narrated by none other than Edward R. Murrow and examines the panic that surrounded Orson Welles broadcast of War of the Worlds.

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Skiffy (sci fi -> ski fi -> skiffy) is the fannish word that derogatorily describes people who insist on using Sci Fi for Science Fiction AND just don’t get it. 

If you use Sci Fi and get it, that seems to be ok these days.  To qualify as an acceptable use, the person uttering the phrase or the thing described by the phrase must actually BE  science fiction(al). Otherwise, it’s SKIFFY.

The Sci Fi Channel is, in my personal and totally and completely un-humble opinion, Skiffy.

In order to convey my displeasure and disgust, I created the Classic Science Fiction Channel.  (Some of the offerings are certainly bad, but they’re not Skiffy.)  I also coined Skiffytube as an alternative name for the channel that I hope transmits both the nature of the beast and its contents. 

Recently the corporate giant behind this abomination announced plans to extend its tentacular reach into a multiplicity of other media – games, toys, new social networking websites and brand name products.

IO9 carried a storyon it and a thoroughly enjoyed the commentary that followed. Not a one of the posters looks to be rushing out for a SciFi corporate branding.

I spent a little time last nite working up some t-shirt designs that riff off those comments. If folks like them, I think I’ll open a CafePress shop.

and now in color -

Yes, that is an Irwin Allen font. The Sci Fi Channel’s content reminds me of a compilation of Mr. Allen’s SF offerings: “The suits from the corporate Land of the Giants got Lost in Space. They offer programming that requires a Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea to find its nearest equivalent. I wish I had a Time Tunnel so I could escape to another era.”

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I’ve been working on my pulp magazine collection pages recently as an outgrowth of the updates to the Classic Science Fiction Channel’s shop pages (more on that in a moment).

One of my sources for pulp information has been Phil Stephensen-Payne’s excellent index.

Very quiety, Phil has been updating his image files and now has even more tasty pulp pics to offer. His pages are among the best visual indexes out there; the publication data can’t be beat either. If you haven’t visited yet, take a look and if it has been a while since your last visit, you owe yourself an update.

If you want to take a look at my compilation of the Vol 1, Num 1 issues of those pulps, visit my checklist page.  Be warned though.  There are some 340 magazine cover graphics (out of 376 total) on that page and it takes a bit to load.  That page is also graphically linked to individual image pics (in a larger format) and to what I term ‘title groups’.  For example – did you know that Air Wonder Stories got it on with Science Wonder Stories and begat Wonder Stories?  Which begat Thrilling Wonder? And that somewhere along the way a tomcat snuck into the mix, resulting in Startling Stories and Fantastic Story Quarterly? Or that a bizarre incestuous relationship occured that resulted in the mutant Startling Stories combined with Thrilling Wonder and Fantastic Story?  These and other bizarre tales of horrifying pulp relations can be found on my magazine pages.

If you’d just rather look at some nifty covers, check out my dream ‘magazine rack’. Just roll over a title for some info or click on it for a larger image.

(Please note that a few – very few – links on these pages are inactive.  I’m working on it, I’m working on it…) 

Meanwhile.  In my never-ending quest to put dollars in the wallet (while goofing off at the same time) I’ve been monetizing The Classic Science Fiction Channel.  As related earlier, I’ve chosen adsense and Ebay affiliates programs.  So far adsense is pretty close to the mark with relevant links.  I’ve got three weeks yet before I get to see if anyone is actually clicking on them.

I’ve got more hope for the targeted Ebay searches, even though they aren’t done yet.

Why you ask?  Because there are some 376 individual magazine titles to create searches for, that’s why.

Yes folks.  Rather than offer a generic search for ‘science fiction pulps’, I’m creating what will eventually result in 200+ individual keyword searches on Ebay, one for every science fiction and fantasy english-language magazine produced from 1926 to the present.

In some cases, titles are so similar that they have to be grouped together (sorry ’bout that) and no matter what I do, some inappropriate items are still showing up in the search results, but I’m pretty pleased with the results so far. 

I’ve gotten up to the Fs at this point and I’m trucking along.  I ought to be done by the end of the week unless some major interference arises.

Here’s why I think you might find these pages useful. Rather than plugging in your own searches, I’ve already done the work for you. Just his the shop page, find your desired title and click on it. Looking to fill in your collection of Amazing Stories?  One click.  Hoping someone is actually selling a copy of Brief Fantastic Tales? – in less than ten seconds I can tell you.

The best part is, you don’t pay anything extra if you win and bid. Ebay pays me for sending you there.  I did all the homework, all you have to do is find something you already want to buy.

I will be adding a few general searches, so if you just want to browse the pulps and maybe hunt for a bargain, you can do that to.

So now its back to the Fs.

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I finally got across the street to take those pictures at Piexx, the electronics repair shop in Hillsboro, NH.  Their inventory of antique radios and televisions is not to be believed.

What you’ll be seeing below are some of the pictures I took during a quick outing.  I’m looking for image art I can use on The Classic Science Fiction Channel.  The idea is, instead of clicking a menu entry, you’ll turn on the TV or the radio, wait for it to warm up, get a test pattern and then, by turning the dials, you’ll be able to tune in on the show you want to watch or listen to.

(Actually, I’m hoping to put a whole living room scene up on the screen that will also let you operate a reel-to-reel for audio books or pull a volume down off the bookshelves.)

Here’s the television I’ve selected.  Imagine it with the following voice over: “We control the horizontal…from the inner mind to THE OUTER LIMITS”

You’ll notice that this TV does not even have a UHF dial.  If you’re asking – ‘what’s that?’, or of you’re wondering why anyone would need a dial for a TV (or better yet, wondering how the heck they can fit 999 channels on a dial), you’ve probably wandered into the wrong place.  Go back to kicking whores in GTA and leave your betters elders alone!

Now when it comes to radios, I needed something with a lot of dials and ‘tunability’.  There are a lot more radio programs than there are TV (at least on TCSFC) so I need a lot more buttons and dials.  There are quite a few contendors (I haven’t even begun to mine the depths of Piexx), but I’m pretty sure that the following is what I’ll be using -

I think I remember Pilot radios. I’ll have to ask my dad about it – it just might be the same company, if different model, that I listened to The Shadow and The Lone Ranger on.

That’s probably the radio I’ll use, but there are certainly some other ones I’m considering, such as this one.

That rotary tuning dial is so old skool it looks like it belongs in a B52, not sitting in the living room. The toggle buttons on the side are pretty nifty also and would probably be fairly easy to photoshop and animate.

Unfortunately the storage location for this (and a couple of the other items) was so cramped that I couldn’t fit the whole thing into the shot.  This radio is a floor model and stands about four feet tall.

Here are some others:

 This is a Gundig Master.

Before the Sith and the Jedi, there were the Gundig.  They were all trapped by the evil Edsels in their horrific Dashboard of Timelessness device, which is why Lucas had to go with Sith and Jedi. There’s a little bit of Star Wars pre-history you probably didn’t know about.

 

 This is the Meteor. Good name and the design is perfectly dreadful 50s kitsch, but there’s no display unfortunately.

 

 

 

These next two are also floor models. The fancy woodwork was required because the radio used to be a central feature of most household living rooms or dens. They’re also pretty ‘blah’, because the designers didn’t want to distract you from the visions that were going on inside your head. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These next two are REALLY old.  You can tell because they look REALLY REALLY old. Ancient. Decrepit. Aged. Antique. Obsolete.  CLASSIC.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is a Westinghouse Home Entertainment Center in a Box. This thing has so many dials and that really cool handle. I think its actually a camouflaged portable power supply for Frankenstein’s monster.

Note the handy-dandy installation guide pasted into the lid.  

 

 

 

Here’s a blow-up:

It identifies this as an Aeriola Receiver, from the Westinghouse Radio Corporation. Note that it illustrates how to hook the thing up and attach it to your antenna.

 People have obviously been in mess-o-cables hell for a looong time.

It looks like it might actually have been put together to compete with product that our good friend Hugo Gernsback used to market.  Hugo offered kits that you assembled yourself. Westinghouse seems to have been after the non-geek side of the market.

 

Here are a couple more:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(This space reserved for humorous segue)

Speaking of cars, SUVs and vans, here is a pic of my all-time favorite vehicle. I want one badly.  Problem is, the company that made them has been out of business for so long hardly any information about it has made it to the web. It was manufactured by the Linn Coach & Truck Corporation. Those folks made a half-track for logging in the woods, but that half-track is about all you can find on the web.

 

The plow isn’t part of the vehicle.  This one is parked about two blocks over from my house in an outdoor museum called the Kemp Truck Museum.  Mr. Kemp died a few years back and no one else seems to be too motivated about doing anything to preserve the enormous collection of Mack and other trucks he collected.  (Hint:  I’d be happy to curate and fund raise for the price of a Linn…).

Here’s another pic of a few (very few) of the other vehicles at Kemp’s:

If you’re into old fogey stuff, New Hampshire sure looks like the place to be, huh?

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Not really.  My angst is caused not by a celebratory letdown, but by the additional work I’ve just saddled myself with.

I made the (big) decision to ‘monetize’ the Classic Science Fiction Channel.  I’m trying to do it in the least intrusive manner, so I signed on with Google AdSense and with Ebay Affiliates.  Maybe in the future if there is any interest, I’ll change it over to a soliticed advertising program.  (Which will probably force me to finally do the whole site redo in Joomla or another CMS.)

My thinking was this:  The Ebay affiliation actually adds content.  Since I can specify what to search form, I can zone right in on SF Pulp mags and other available products that are related to the site.  My magazine pages may remind you that you are still looking for that 1945 issue of Startling Stories.

Adsense also works in a relatively unintrusive manner.  Most folks have learned to ignore it until they are actually in a ‘looking for’ mood.  At that point, the fact that the ad displays a link to say Flash Gordon DVDs right after you’ve watched an episode of Conquers the Universe and you might decide to add to your collection.

My initial efforts at adding the required code to the pages is a little off; I’ve got to do a little work on page titles and probably key words as well.   I’ve also got a little tweaking to do on the placement.

Right now I’m three hours in to this and I needed a break, so it might not be finished until the end of the weekend.

In the meantime, yes, I know I haven’t posted the retro TV and Radio pics yet – still haven’t taken them.  Hopefully that will be today.

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UPDATE:  I decided I needed a new personal pic.  No more tongues, even if I do look decidely un-crotchety…

WooHoo!  I actually wrote (am writing) my 100th blog entry.

When it became obvious a couple of weeks ago that I was actually going to have to write something profound about having reached this milestone, I eventually hit on the idea of offering up ’100 somethings’ to commemorate the event.  So far I’ve only managed to gather up about 25 or so, and I can’t afford to spend the entire day working on a single blog entry, so it looks like that’s out. 

I was also hoping that I’d have a very interesting phot essay ready to go up, but the pictures won’t get taken until later today (one of the reasons I can’t spend all day on a blog entry), so you’ll all just have to spend a few minutes reading something unprofound.

My friend Joe reminded me last night that up until a few months ago I was vehemently decrying blogs; I just didn’t get it, I couldn’t see wasting a second of my precious time on someone elses’ lamentations on life and thought the whole thing was a waste of time.

On that last point I still think I’m correct.  Blogs ARE a waste of time, for both the reader and the writer. A monumental loss of productivity and a procrastinator’s wet dream.  Blogs let you do something without doing anything. 

As someone with completion issues, a deep and abiding faith that MY time is more important than anything else in the world and a deep committment to personal ego-boosting, I’ve found the Holy Grail.

I get to produce without really working. Sometimes people respond or link, which means they thought what I had to say was important or interesting enough to waste their own time on. And it is always a work-in-progress.  This quiets my ‘completion issue’. Something deep down inside me believes completion equals loss of control.  (Control is a big issue with me – but I’ve got control over it.)  Or maybe its just hyperperfectionism.  (I’ve got a thing with perfection also, but its counterbalanced by a very strong sense of ‘good-enough-for-government-workism’, so that’s under control too.)  I know that perfection can never be obtained, but it doesn’t hurt to try now, does it?

I’m getting off on a tangent here, so I’ll wrap it up.  I started the blog as a way to insure that I “wrote something every day”.  I decided to do that because I’m making s serious effort to break out of non-fiction writing into fiction and, having dropped my primary non-fiction market, I needed a place to scribble and some place to go when the fiction wasn’t flowing.  I’m not writing nearly as much fiction as I ‘ought’ to be (maybe two hours a day), but it is getting easier to sustain the pace and I’ve actually completed three stories while working on a novel length piece.  

So I guess I’ve proved my original points about blogs then, haven’t I?  Just don’t tell anyone, ok?

Here’s the start of that list of 100 somethings, just in case you were wondering:

1. I love my wife

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The photo essay I mentioned earlier concerns antique televisions and radios.  I’m working on a re-do of the Classic Science Fiction Channel’s website (I’m hoping to let viewers diddle the dials instead of just clicking) and I’ll have a set of pics of said hardware up here that’s going to rival anything I’ve found on the web.

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Well I finally had a chance to fix some of the broken links on the Radio Serials page of the Classic Science Fiction Channel.

A few episodes of a couple of shows remain unavailable (they’re marked as such on the site) but, three entirely new shows are now completely available so head on over and give a listen to:

Orbiter X  Satellite Seven and Space Force - not to mention Dimension X or Tom Corbett: Space Cadet.

Until I can re-locate the various missing episodes, they’ll have to remain in limbo – sorry.

In the meantime, I’m now freed up to start adding the text links.  Pretty soon, TCSFC will be a multi-tasterk’s SF heaven – watching, listening and reading classic SF all at the same time.

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