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I’ve been getting a steady stream of emails from folks saying ‘just got so-and-so’ to watch the original (and so far no one has hated it). Why folks email instead of commenting, I’m not sure, but it really doesn’t matter as long as people are watching the original movie before 12/12.

I also get a steady stream of google news alerts and aggregator mentions of the movie and, in particular, Gort.

One such came through the other day, originally announced by SFSignal, which brought me to the Strange Horizones ‘zine and Mike Fisher’s wonderful TDTESS based cartoon.

I wrote to Mike and asked permission to run the last panel: here’s the dialogue to give you some idea why I asked:

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The full panel can be seen here – which is where you’ll be going any way if you want to participate in The Day The Earth Stood Still To Watch The Original Movie Day.

Mike said he had no problem with my request, but that he’d need to ask the folks at Strange Horizons mag. Strange Horizons said ‘sure’, so here we are.

But that isn’t really fair to Mike or the magazine, so: here’s where you can see the entire strip and here’s where you can take a look at more of Mikes AMAZING artwork.

I had no idea I was asking an award-winning animator, cartoonist, illustrator and artist-guy (fresh off impressing everyone at ComicCon) for a freebie. Not that I haven’t done that before, and not that I wouldn’t have gone ahead and done it anyway even if I had known. After all, how could I NOT ask when he drew such a great, if unintended, endorsement of TDTESSTWTOMD.

Hey – relax. December 10th is almost here and once it’s gone I’ll shut up about TDTESSTWTOMD – at least until I find something else to complain about and bother you all with.

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Actually, I recovered some history. But before I tell you what, let me start from the beginning, since this story exemplifies the very concepts that devotees ascribe to the wonderful world of electronic communications.

About a week ago I was contacted by David. David is a huge fan of the only president to have been elected from New Hampshire – Franklin Pierce.

David had seen my images of the Kemp Truck Museum (here) wherein I waxed eloquent over a Linn truck. I like this camper/van/service/delivery truck, while most people who are obsessed with the Linn Truck company swoon over their logging tractor, one of, if not the only, half-track ever built for civilian service.

Here’s where the POWER OF THE INTERNET comes to the fore: read on

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TDESS FINAL 15 copy

Click the pic to watch the original movie.

skiffytube copy

Skiffy Tube ups its purity rating this week with a WHOLE DAY! devoted to MOrk & Mindy reruns!

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Housekeeping First. There are now some 220+ authors and well over 500 novels, novellas, novelettes and short stories up in the literature section of the Classic Science Fiction Channel. This section of the site contains both the printed and audio word, and there are some VERY fine authors and stories cataloged there. I’ve taken the liberty of highlighting (actually, a colored asterick) favorite authors and stories of particular note. They may be historically significant (Edison’s Conquest of Mars, for example) or personally significant (such as Ted Sturgeon’s The Girl Had Guts: if you want to see a master craftsman at work, let Ted pull you by the nose through this humorous, snappily concluded story…) As usual, all stories are (so far as is ascertainable) legal.

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The various selections of pulp magazine covers that I’ve published here over the past several months have been amongst my most popular entries. Particularly the ones that mention sex. As if that were any surprise.

I’d really like to witness the reaction of some pubescent who’s snuck onto the internet and is feverishly looking for the modern day equivalent of Dad’s Playboy hidden-under-the-mattress. What happens when they hit the blog entry for The Top Science Fiction Sex Slaves? Are they disappointed or thrilled? Do those covers now inform their fantasies, or do they curse me to this day for having wasted their ‘personal’ time with drawings of women (and men) who are best described as ‘mostly clothed’? Will some poor soul now grow up with a fetish for robots and rayguns? (“Honey, will you for once put the damn Buck Rogers water pistol down and look at ME!”)

One wonders, one does.

This morning I came up with another subject (not nearly as sexy as SF Chicks with Whips), but something that is important to those who do fetishize the pulp magazines – the collectors. I’ve put together a list of the top ten collectible SF pulps – magazines that because of rarity or historical signifigance are the objects of desire for those of us who love the smell of pulp and dust.

If you want to see them though, you’re going to have to click on through to the self-hosted version of the blog. Which brings me to another housekeeping point: will you people PLEASE update your feeds to at least include the new version? I’m still getting twice as many visits on the old blog as on the new. If I’m missing some easy way to get you all to do this, please slap me upside the head with the information.

Thank you.

And now – The Top Ten Collectible Science Fiction Magazines:

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First – sorry for no posts yesterday. I seriously doubt that there’s anyone waiting breathlessly for me to pop up on their little screens, but apologies anyway. My fingers hurt from creating too many links (yes, yes, I’m still working on the literature page of the Classic Science Fiction Channel), and I got totally swept up in watching the political crapola on tv.

Now to meet Blogdesk.

I wanted my blog to be hosted on my own site so that I could more easily change the look, archive materials more easily, play around with things I ought to know more about (CSS, PHP, etc) and offer advertising. The original version of the site had acquired enough traffic, subscribers and a high enough page ranking to make some folks interested, so I wanted to take advantage of that.

Unfortunately, I botched the move (leaving subscribers wondering which version of the blog new posts would be appearing in) due to issues with my installation of wordpress and, despite having finally acquired a stable incarnation of the blog on my server, it doesn’t appear that most folks have changed over their feeds (is that my fault for not doing something I should have?): traffic on the wordpress hosted version of the blog remains high and the new, self-hosted version is getting maybe a fifth of that traffic.

I then decided that since we live in the electronic era, there had to be a way to post to both versions of the blog simultaneously (seamlessly); two for the price of one.

I researched several different programs (shareware, freeware, opensource, etc) that supposedly offered this option and eventually settled on Blogdesk. It allows me to write the way I’ve become accustomed to, gives me WYSIWYG, the ability to add images (and apparently other formatting options which I’ve not bothered to check out yet) and was the easiest to install and get working.

But here’s the interesting part to me: I actually had to edit a php file in order to get it to work with both blogs – and I did so successfully.

It wasn’t a big deal; try to post, read the error log, edit the appropriate file with dreamweaver, upload, read the error log, edit the file…

That may sound worse than it was – I only had to do two edits, one recommended on the Blogdesk forums and the other one I figured out myself.

Had a couple of more edits been necessary, I’m sure I would have been out of my league and I would have gone searching for something or someone else to solve my problems.

But it does seem that a little new knowledge is managing to seep through and I’m feeling more confident about playing around with this new-fangled code stuff. Confidence remains high – as long as I remember to make a backup file of the original so I can un-do my ham-handed fixes that don’t work.

The addresses for the two versions of the blog are:

http://crotchetyoldfan.wordpress.com (original flavor)

http://rimworlds.com/thecrotchetyoldfan (new original flavor)

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SF content of this post? None – lol. Well, actually, since this allows me to post SF stuff, that ought to be good enough.

I’ll have more posts later on today – there’s a bit of a resurgance of interest/PR for Classic SF out there today on the uber SF blogs that I’ll be talking about, and I want to get another look at Skiffy Tube’s SF Purity Rating, not to mention reminding you all that TDTESSTWTOMD Day is fast approaching!

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Traffic is creeping back up to pre-fubar levels (yay!) and several smaller targeted advertising companies have expressed ‘decent’ interest in having the blog participate in their ad programs.

Despite the slow down, I’m still on track this month for doubling monthly traffic two months in a row. I’m not at 10,000 unique visits per day, but things aren’t shabby either.  The google page rank is holding steady at 5 which, if you go by that measure, puts the blog at least one point over most others out there (not counting the monsters that are 7 and up in that).

I’m on the last stage of updating the pulp magazine image pages.  Check this out:

There are 378 individual titles listed in the checklist, ofwhich I have 349 images.  In putting this section together, I’ve assembled:

349 small images on a single page (the checklist page)

349 large images on 7 gallery pages

140 ‘history‘ pages that contain anywhere from 1 to 20+ small images each (of related magazine titles)

links amongst all of the various presentations.

Whew!

You can spend quite a bit of time in there checking out the different mags and their history.

The paintball website is now solid, back up and humming.  Finally.

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Edit:  I realize that parts of this post are seemingly incoherent and that I didn’t actually get to the Stoddard quotes I suggested I would be in the beginning.  This is the fault of TOO MANY INTERRUPTIONS WHILE WRITING.

But I don’t have the time right now to go back in and fix things.  So please read this with a grain of ‘first draft’ and look for the updated version later on today or tomorrow.

So I’m picking up the ball that’s been tossed back at me by Jason Stoddard.

I mentioned the other day that I’d exchanged a couple of emails with him regarding his New Marketing for SciFi pieces on his blog and the fact that he agreed with me that someone, somewhere ought to pick up the scut work of setting up websites, blogs, youtube, myspace & etc pages, RSS feeds, twitters and etc., for authors because utilizing those outlets, creating a community and engaging directly with the fan base in an INTERACTIVE manner is the new way forward to increased sales, recognition and creating a ‘tail’.

What I didn’t mention was that I’d asked Jason for permission to quote his email responses and more details about our discussion.  He graciously granted that permission, and I in turn promised not to write anything that might get him in trouble.

Let me set the stage once again.

Jason (correctly) states that if authors really want to survive the (possible) coming implosion of the publishing world (a speculated implosion, said speculation based on all kinds of observational data, including but not limited to the throttling of distribution channels, the surmised decrease in reading, an increase in cost, the fact that very few authors earn a living solely from writing, the death of the magazine market, the rise of da intarwebs and the great kitchen sink in the sky), they need to step up and GO TO WHERE THE AUDIENCE IS.

Which is of course the internet. Specifically the ‘social networking’ aspects of the internet.

More to the point, they need to establish a presence where the audience is, build up a friends network, provide additional content and engage (Can you hear Picard’s voice?  I can.).

Of course, Jason also identified the key obstacle to all of this, which is (are) the authors themselves.  Most authors live inside their heads. While many do just fine in social settings, its been my experience that they do well when they’ve chosen to go out in public and bask in the warm glow of fan appreciation otherwise known as egoboo.  However, this is done in a schizophrenic manner. The author has two distinct personalities – writer-at-work and writer-on-display.  The split personality is a direct consequence of the requirements of writing: one world consists of being entirely inward looking and brooks no interruption. (Try being the other who says ‘hey honey, can you…?’ during that critical juncture when the major scene is being written.  Actually, don’t try that since cleaning blood splatter off the walls is painfully time consuming.) The other world consists of adopting the persona of raconteur, artist-in-residence, wit, charm and a passive reception of praise, sometimes with a little criticism or silliness thrown in. 

Nothing wrong with either. The problem lies with switching back and forth between the two, which many, if not most, authors, find difficult to do.  There are notable exceptions (Ellison writing short stories in public while the peanut gallery comments), but they are uncommon.

Stoddard recognizes this by frequently mentioning the presumed authorial response to his suggestions, succinctly summed up as “ugh, barf”.  I’ve read enough author’s websites and commentary to believe that this correctly identifies most authors reaction to being told that they need to put together a Myspace page, post regularly on LiveJournal and take pictures of the sunset to stick up on their blog site.

Most authors know how to use a word processor, click around the web, do searches.  Do most know how to set up a website, design a page, activate an RSS feed. Most seem to feel that having to regularly post on a blog, answer emails, add people to their friends list, is a distraction (because it moves them from the writer-at-work persona to the writer-on-display personality). To most writers, getting the next ten thousand words down on the page is far more important than making sure everyone knows that they’ll be attending a book signing at the local book store.

I think it’s relatively easy to see that both activities are requirements in today’s connected world. Finishing up the latest novel is just as important as making sure people buy the latest novel. Unfinished draft equals no sales. No market for finished product equals no sales.

The tasks following the completion of the manuscript used to be the responsibility of the publishing company. However much they laid out in advance and spent on jacket design, printing, PR work, distribution work and etc., they’re not going to get any of it back unless they do the rest of their job, which is selling.

That dynamic used to work quite well in the pre-electronic era, because the publisher was the only entity in the equation that had the channels (shared perhaps to one degree or another with agents). 

What has changed is accessability. Readers now know that they don’t have to go through multiple layers in order to get to the source. They’d much rather hear from the author directly than they would a rep at the publishing company.  “Just finished chapter 12 of the 17th book of the Recursive Redundancy Trilogy and boy does Joe Smith get it!” has a lot more resonance with fans than a flat PR stating “Best Selling Author Dell Schuster is hard at work on…”

Not to mention a fan announcing to their own friends network that they just received a personal note from their favorite author.

Authors can justifiably question why they’re being asked to pick up some of the work that used to be the publisher’s responsibility. The short answer is because this is not really work the publishing company used to do – this is NEW work that responds to and (hopefully) takes advantage of new opportunities and capabilities. The other answer is, because the publisher can’t BE the author. They might get away with an autoscribe when that special edition requires 10,000 signatures, but no one else can replicate the personality and touching the personality is what the market wants.

In looking for a solution to the problem, it occurred to me that a service that handled all of the scut work, one that would let the authors do what they already do (write and wit) might be the answer. The idea being that as soon as a publisher signed an author, the promotional service would conduct an interview (what are your favorite pastimes? do you have pics of family/pets/strange happenings in your life, what kind of music do you like?) and then create a web page, a blog, a myspace page, a flikr image gallery etc.) and then link all those in to the other authors represented by the publishing company. Periodically updates would be performed, or the author could get in touch and say things like ‘Can you set up a podcast thingie for me?”

Just so you know I’m not just blue-skying this, there are a few obstacles. One is making sure that the author stays on some kind of regular update schedule. Another would be authors represented by multiple publishers. These are not insurmountable. RSS feeds from related authors into each website would at least help content updating limp along. A recognition that sales from one publisher is an asset to another publisher would handle the other. Similar obstacles are, I believe, as relatively easy to solve.

The huge advantage is that the market would be immediately tied in to every single author represented by these publishers. Promotion of one author would take place across the entire platform of every other authors’s sites and feeds. Friend networks (and potential buyers) would increase exponentially.

I asked Jason’s marketing-maven persona if he thought that the publishing companies would be interested in such a service. (I also asked him if he thought the answer was yes, why his company wasn’t preparing or offering such a service.)

His answers were instructive and the come down to one basic supposition, one I generally agree with: publishing companies prefer to handle their stuff in-house.

The consensus is clear: authors who HAVE been engaging in the kinds of activities described are experiencing success with doing so. 

Publishing companies that have established interactive, quasi-social networking websites for their company as a whole are experiencing success with those (Tor, Baen, etc.), by which we can ascertain that they already have most, if not all, of the in-house expertise necessary for suporting such efforts.

While I still maintain that such a service as a third party serving all publishing firms and authors would be far more cost-effective (and potentially responsive) than a series of smaller, in-house operations (and would also serve to mitigate internal ‘attention-issues’ – top flight authors getting more love than mid-list folks), where/how it is done is not nearly as important as starting down the path to getting it done.

For publishers that need convincing, allow me to belabor a few points:

1. IF you were to have a website, blog, myspace page, flikr page, RSS feeds and whatever else the market researchers determine is worth spending time on for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR AUTHORS, it will be possible to cut your outside advertising budget. You’re replacing hard dollar ads with in-house costs. Your cost for such advertising could drop as low as maintaining the web-marketing department.

2. You’ll have hundreds of websites all pointing back to the main site; hundreds of motivated ‘sellers’ hawking not only themselves but every other author in your stable.  Each one of them brings along a fan base.  Imagine what would happen to sales if only say, 2% of one authors ‘friends’ picked up a novel written by another author.

3. Traffic. Rankings. Ratings. Marketing stats.

It seems pretty straight-forward to me. For the cost of a couple of staff with specialist knowledge added to the in-house web team and time spent on developing a cohesive interconnection strategy (say, for example, each one of your author’s pages has a feed box that’s updated from other author’s websites, a stylish button accesses a directory of all of the connected pages and your firm’s logo in the upper right corner is one-click away from contextual ordering pages) and the publishing companies would be turning on their greatest marketing resource.

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I was struck (again) the other day by the unending lamentations coming from some quarters of the SF community.  In my head, it sounds like I’m standing in an alley between a Catholic Church and an Orthodox Synagogue as both congregations engage in response:

From the left: Priest: “For God hath created the singularity beyond which there is no knowing”

Congregation: “It is  truly a turd in the punch bowl that stinketh to high heaven”

Priest: “It is an abomination in the sight of the Lord, from which he turneth away”

Congregation: “And there shall be no more science fiction”

From the right: Rabbi: “And the Lord said ‘these words lacketh in style’”

Congregation “Truly, they are non-literary”

Rabbi: “And the Lord said ‘these characters are flat and uninteresting”

Congreation “Truly, they are non-literary”

Rabbi: “And the Lord said ‘Go ye forth and write literary works for they are a sweet smelling sacrifice. No longer shall ye write in a clunky pulp style”

Congregation “And on that day, science fiction was no more. Amen.”

It seems like every day there is yet another reason why science fiction is no longer relevant, is dying or already finished but for the burial.

The post singularity future is unknowable, so we can’t write about the future.  SF is not literary enough and will therefore die in the marketplace.  We’re living in a science fiction world and therefore can’t imagine a future sufficiently wonderous enough to engage the reader. SF is and always will be perceived as an adolescent affectation. Science Fiction is for geeky nerds. There aren’t enough geeky nerds in the worlds to support the market. YA is stealing SF’s thunder. SF is a literature of short stories and the short story is dead. Magazines are the foundation of SF and magazines are dead. The audience has dumbed down and can’t handle thought-provoking literature of any genre. The society is falling apart and is too distressed and depressed to care about the future.  Genre’s only have a 75 year life cycle and we’re in year 100+.

My first thought is: you can’t have it both ways. Liteature of any kind is supposed to be about character.  SF’s contribution is a focus on the future, a vehicle for illuminating today through non-threatening speculative tropes, the home of the ‘big idea’.  But all of those things are realized through the characters that inhabit the story, the people that things happen to. 

Maybe a lot of SF characterization is ‘bad’ when seen through some ivory tower literary prism, and maybe there is room for improvement but, if stories are really about character (or are supposed to be) then how can a concept like the singularity threaten the genre?

I don’t think any of the aforementioned laments is accurate, nor are any of them the genre-killer they’re sussed out to be. I think the real problem is some underlying dissatisfaction with where the genre is today.  But not even that.  I think it’s dissatisfaction with where the genre is as opposed to some people’s fevered imaginging of where it ought to be. It might be a pay-scale thing. It might be an earnings thing, it might be a marketing thing. Some authors look at their advances and royalties and think they ought to be doing better. Some publishers think they ought to get more notices, or a better distribution deal or more shelf space. A lot of people look at the enormous impact some SF films or televisions shows have had and wonder why the golden touch hasn’t reached the book end of the business.

I’m not intimately familiar with the behind the scenes work that agents are doing for some of the more vocal authors (film options, etc), but of the authors who’s intimates I am familiar with, none of them are amongst the complainers, because they’re doing ok.  I don’t draw any conclusions from that observation, merely pointing it out as a possible data point.

And I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with wanting more – better pay, more cultural recognition, bigger presence in the marketplace – but if that is what all of the complaining is about, I think the effort would be better spent on figuring out how to achieve those goals, rather than bemoaning the death of the genre.

Jason Stoddard was recently interviewed and covered a multi-part blog post he’s got going on SF and marketing.  His mantra is self-promotion and social networking (and the relatively low cost of high-impact advertising available via internet resources).

In those pieces he correctly identifies most writers initial reactions – “ugh, barf”.  And I agree that that is probably the standard reaction, except for a chosen few who seem to have a natural bent for it, such as Doctorow or Scalzi.  Not surprising, considering the relatively solitary nature of writing and world-building.  Most authors are, of course, happy to share the end product, but many are reluctant to let all but a few carefully hand-picked people in on the beta testing.

So, maybe the solution is to foist this activity off on the publishing companies? Maybe, as part of their marketing efforts, they need to not only host their own websites with lots of nifty content and quasi-social networking applets, but should, as a matter of course, automatically set up a blog, a youtube channel, a myspace page, add characters to virtual environments, generate appropriate widgets and etc.  Most authors have no problem writing, but many have a problem with the day-to-day maintenance of building a website, adding RSS feeds, finding the tributes and commentary, the reviews and such.

Instead of having each individual author try to do these things, there should be a department at a good publishing house that handles all the background crap.  Think of the traffic: if every single published author had at a minimum, myspace, youtube, flikr, website and blog, and all of those were linked in to the publishers main site AND cross-linked to each other (maybe a company logo at the top of the page), we’re talking a huge amount of internet real estate.  Think of the cross-promotion when every single one of those websites becomes a billboard, not just for the author in question, but for every other author represented by that publisher. 

Then the writers can do what they do – write. Preferably non-singularity conflicted, non-literary, pulpy science fiction.

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For those of you keeping track:

we’re still flailing around with the WordPress install on my own server

still experiencing technical difficulties with the paintball website

still re-doing the pages for the rim worlds website

still in the process of selling our business

STILL trying to squeeze out a couple of uninterrupted hours to finish the current story

and

very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, frustrated with the non-resolution of so many different things.

To give you some idea of how frustrated, I didn’t copy and paste those ‘very’s, I typed every last one of them – not that it helped any.

I hate sitting and twiddling when you’ve done everything you can to make things happen.  I know it’s not talk like a pirate day but – AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH!

Anyhow.

Food shopping yesterday did not help my mental state in the least.  Our larder needed a serious restocking and I generally look at food shopping (which I do the majority of) as a fun adventure where I scope out the best buys and get creative in putting meals together - good meals – as inexpensively as possible.

Me, a bowl of ramen noodle with a couple of hot dogs cut up into it will do, but Karen really prefers a little more variety although – and here’s a major tangent -

we were talking last nite about what an utter waste of time eating is, and we both agreed that eating is, in fact, an utter waste of time.

I recounted how the joke around the neighborhood where I grew up was that ‘Steve wants to eat like the Jetsons, one pill and off you go’, and Karen lamented the fact that not only are there no personal jetpacks, but there are no three course meals in a pill either.

I don’t know where Karen obtained her disdain for meal time.  Mine is almost definately genetic. When I was a mere babe my Mother tool me to the doctors because “he’s just not eating”. The Doctor (a practical, old school, house calls in a buggy type GP) examined me, found me entirely healthy and said to my mother “He’s healthy. He’ll eat when he’s hungry.  You can either deal with it or give him a complex.”

Fortunately, my long suffering mother (and at that time she had no idea HOW long suffering she was destined to be) decided to skip the complex.  I was famous for eating TWO cheerios out of an entire bowl and then declaring that I didn’t want any more breakfast.

I strongly suspect that Karen’s early childhood was similar.

Back to the shopping.

I don’t mind having to hunt for deals – I’ve always done that. I’m willing to experiment with generic brands (I know a lot of folks aren’t) and found it to be a mixed bag.  You’re usually pretty safe with staples, but not much else. (Dave’s Dumpster Dogs are NOT ‘just the same as a name brand’.)

Shopping as I do pretty much on a weekly basis, I’ve been accutely aware of the steep and unending rise in food prices.  I watched as canned cat food went from a (bargain rate) as low as 18 cents a can to 50 to 60 cents a can.  I usually paid 23 cents, so no matter how you slice it, the cat budget has doubled in a couple of months.

And, yeah, that’s all part of the economy, stupid & etc., but I’ll tell you that the advantage that the supermarkets are taking of the situation really, really drives me right up the wall.

It’s bad enough that everything has virtually doubled in price, but when the marketing mavens at the stores start screwing  – deliberately – with pricing in an effort to fool you into spending more money, it’s time to do something.  What, I don’t know.

Our local supermarket which is in the (unfortunate) position of having a local monopoly (the next closes ‘market is at least 20 minutes away) has relatively high prices to begin with.  Now they’ve taken to fixing prices that take advantage of people’s ingrained habits.  Like – larger quantities are supposed to give you a better unit price, right? 

Not there.  I’ve checked.  Every single item that has two or more size offerings is MORE expensive when purchased in quantity.  Here’s an example:

Bumblebee tuna, 12 oz cans at 3.49 per. 

Bumblebee tuna, 8 oz cans at 1.00 per.

I took the 10 cans for 10 dollars special on the small size, netting 80 ounces of tuna for 10 bucks.  I was originally going to purchase four 12 ounce cans, for a total of 48 ounces and a price tag of  13.96.

But here’s the kicker: the reason I was going for the large sized cans was they were on special too – 2 cans for five dollars. Ten bucks for four cans – but only 48 ounces of tuna, not 80 ounces of tuna!

I’ve learned their little scheme and now have to spend even more time in the store calculating; it’s not easy any more.  It used to be that the ‘large size’ of whatever was two, or three, or four, or more of the ‘small’ sized packages.  Comparing prices was easy.  A single can of whatever costs 1.19. The large size is two of those and only costs 2.06 – bargain!.

But now they’ve started screwing with the package sizes.  The large size is no longer two of the small size, it’s only one and a half.  Looks like a bargain, but isn’t when you do the math.

Don’t get me started on paper towel.  Every single damn one of those packages has a different price, a different number of sheets on the roll, a different total length…YOU try comparing mega pack with 80 sheets per roll and x meters total to the bargain single roll with 63 sheets and y meters of paper.

And don’t get me started on people who get into the express lane with MORE THAN TEN ITEMS!!!

I’m tellin ya, one of these days I’m going to find out just how far you can cram a perdue oven stuffer roaster up someone’s fundament…

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I recently signed up for the new beta of 42blips, a technorati-like ‘vote for your faves’ type community specifically for SF related blogs.

So go on over there and vote for me.

I’m now in the process of “claiming my blog” by pasting some invisible code into this post, per their instructions. 

If you can see the invisible code, then it’s not working.

This is all in support of the quest for more traffic and attracting advertisers.  Unlike my past successful efforts in this regard (a web site that sold ads directly to customers), I’m trying to learn all about the Google Adsense, Ebay & Amazon affiliate and other related programs.

I’m operating under a ‘specific niche’ model in that regard and trying to follow all of the rules and suggestions from people who claim success with that kind of thing.  Time will tell. 

I have earned some money already from Google – not enough to crow about, but it does indicate that at least a few people came to my site, read some content, clicked on an ad and actually purchased something. 

As I’ve pointed out to others when it comes to internet advertising, most of the metrics used for evaluation are pretty meaningless.  Number of impressions? Could be billions and matters not if no one buys.  Click thrus? Matters not unless someone buys.  Conversions? They only matter if the revenue compensates for all the previous expenses.  ROI is the only number that really counts.

Here’s what I mean.  You have two sites, each advertising for the same client.  One site has massive amounts of click thrus, and lots of purchases for low-cost, low margin items.  (The ad is attractive, the product not so much.)  The other site has far fewer click thrus and only a single purchase – for say, $100,000 worth of product. 

If you owned a car dealership, which salesperson are you going to keep?  The one who sold two thousand pine scented air fresheners last month, or the one who sold, for cash, two Hummers?  The first sales person could justifiably point to ‘thousands of sales’, could make a good case for future business, could point to steady sales and could easily denigrate the other’s ‘low sales volume’.  The second sales person could point to profit, total dollars and the lack of ‘stickiness’ on the part of the other’s customers.

If all you’re doing is looking at traffic and sales totals, you may be missing out on that opportunity to get that 100,000 sale.

SF Content of this post?  Ummm – 42Blips, duh.

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Especially the brand they serve at the Other Worlds Cafe.  I think it’s Venusian Dark Bean with some Sumatran grown on Altair IV (crazy Sumatrans).

Jenna, one of the hosts of Science Fiction Brewed Fresh Daily/The Other Worlds Cafe blog & website answered my bleat for help in migrating this blog over to my website.

The fact that it’s not over there yet is not the fault of the advice I’ve been given.  It is rather a fault of execution (shhh, I mean MY fault).

Jenna is a star.  Please check out the website and tell them I sent you.

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